Schoolin' Life

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for generations to come, people will speak of the Baked Alaska Disaster of 2014. our children’s children will listen with terror and awe to the legends of the wrath of the russet gandalf and it shall live in song until the isle of albion has slipped beneath the waves. 

(Source: mercurien, via eimmas)

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You know what I hear in my head whenever people talk about Blue Ivy’s hair: “Beyoncé has all the money to make Blue look more white but she just let’s her walk around looking so black. Cause that’s essentially what your hatin’ asses are saying.

Looking like a straight up monkey. All I ask is for her to comb that fucking rats nest cause I know u see Beyonce hair ain’t looking like shit. Leave it natural but put that nappy ass shit in a ponytail sum puff balls SOMETHING